CONGRATULATIONS ON THE BIG 2-0 !

As the rest of us anxiously awaits our big two-oh, the members and some eager helpers of the prestigious "secret society" 老女人俱乐部 are enjoying themselves immensely, concocting devious (not to mention,extremely entertaining) initiation rites for member hopefuls. It was no different this time around. After a round of brainstorming over a leisurely afternoon tea, the newest member, codename "波波" came up with a double attack plan inspired by the member hopeful's undying love of money and the lack of options for a gift.


Phase #1: Fulfill her request for a monetary gift and at the same time immortalising her "Liubin-ness" (translation: Money face).

Phase #2: Ambush her at a pre-decided location, blindfold her and stuff her into a car, torturing her ever inquisitive mind by not telling her the destination. Upon reaching the destination keep her blindfold on and push her into the pool. Of course, being kind, benevolent and responsible people, her gift of a completely new set of clothes will effectively eradicate any potential cause of embarrassment. Also, said member hopeful will definitely appreciate her gift.

However, due to some errors in communication, the beautifully crafted phase#2 was not put into action. Of course, mastermind 波波 was decidedly disappointed with her misinterpretion of fellow accomplice, K's message and was overheard saying, "Huh~ Why I never read properly.... If not all of you will be at my house eating pizza. Much more cosy." This reporter agrees. New member, 鲁鲁 was no doubt grateful for this mix up.

Nonetheless, the initaition dinner went by in a haze of good food, good laughs and good company. Cheers to another successful 老女人俱乐部 operation. Stay tuned for more juicy details!